***New SmS Update***

Where u will reach tomorrow

Every King was once a crying baby
and
every great building was once a map.
It’s not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you will reach TOMORROW is important.

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Friend You've Had A Good Sleep,

Friend You've Had A Good Sleep,
A Good Night,
A Good Bed,
A Good Pillow,
A Good Good Whatever.
But Now Wake Up n Reply Me!

Coz Its A Good Time and
A Good Weather,
A Good SMS and
Lets Not Forget A Bad U!
But Still In This Good Scene.

I'm Wishing A Good Morning To You,
My Not Good, But Excellent Superb Friend. :-)

Indian Cricket Team AUR Toilet mai

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.

Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!

Difference between a wise man and a fool

    
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.en they fall in love.

Always treat to wish

¡Ts
ALways
A
TrEAt
t0
W¡Sh
HaPPy
B¡RtHdaY
T0
S0mE0Ne
s0
swEEEEEt. . . .

"haPPy b¡RThday"

I"m sending this bouque

I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true.

Happy Anniversary Lover!

Wat title suits me?

Wat title suits me?

-princes of hearts
-Best nature
-Source of smile
-Rude
-Beautiful soul
-Humrous
-Sensitve
-Ready to fight
-MisS Atitude
BE HONEST& REPLY
FASt!

Sorry there is no space

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Serenading every moment

Your soft voice never silent,
It’s forever in my ears,
Serenading every moment
And calming all my fears.

Communicatewith GF

Little advice to guys:"Always communicatewith your girlfriends
as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!"

No one can go back

No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u"ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

Khob Tha dosti

ab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

May you have all the joy your heart can hold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

I love my life when U are in it

I love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

Sun Is Switched Off!

Sun Is Switched Off!
Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In!
So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well

What you choose to see

If U Look for Gud
U ll find Gud
If U look for Bad
U ll find Bad

In Life U always find
What U look for
Only thing tht matter is
What U choose to see

GOOD MORNING

Your ability that shines

‘The Size Of Candles May Differ
But They Yield The Same Brightness.
It’s Not The Matter Of Your Position,
But Your Ability That Shines.’

 

A Simple But Great Quotation

A Simple But Great Quotation..:
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Don’t Trust Your Heart..
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Because Its Not On The Right Side..;-)

Remember your wife birthday

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

2 best lines for love and frien

Love your love so much that
u Dont have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust ur friend that much that
u Dont have to tell,
‘Dont tell dis 2 anyone’

Funny Msgs

Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom


I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!


If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!


Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof


First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering


what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

An apple keeps the doctor away

An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

When we sigh about our problems,

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

It is scientifically proved

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Welcome

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