Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
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